It’s Creepy, it’s Tooney, it’s really fuckin LOONEY!

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*Editors Note: This film was referred to me by Darrel, the totally rad proprietor of the equally rad Netherworld Collectibles( https://www.facebook.com/pages/Netherworld-Collectibles/447474701990897?ref=stream&hc_location=stream). Every time I go in to make a purchase, i wind up hanging out for a good chunk of time just shooting the shit. Fantastic store!*

 

Dear readers, take a moment to appreciate the poster for Evil Toons. Go ahead, I’ll wait…

Ok, now check out the trailer: http://youtu.be/J7othu6spYY

Yeah. Seriously! It’s EXACTLY as awesome as you think it is! Within the opening minutes of the film, David Carradine hangs himself! Holy Foreshadowing Batman! As soon as i saw him hang himself, I was officially in WTF territory, and laughing my ass off. Yes, I’m aware I’m a horrible person, Yes I know you love me anyway. MOVING ON!

The plot concerns a group of 4 pretty girls(well, 2 are good looking, the other two are pretty dull, but you can tell they are supposed to be hot), who are hired to clean up a spooky old house over the weekend in preparation for the new owners to move in. They are hired by the somewhat pervy Burt, played by Dick Miller(Gremlins, The Howling), and once inside the house, these dimwitted dames unwittingly unleash a somewhat ambiguous curse, reviving Gideon Fisk (Carradine), bringing on the unleashing of Cartoony Demons, blah blah blah… To be honest, the plot of this movie is pretty flimsy, and not really important. The film is a silly excuse to have a Cartoon demon molest and possess some porn stars who decided to test their acting chops. The girls (Jan, Terry, Roxanne and Megan) have cheesy dialogue with the worst delivery possible, but it’s forgivable because they are just going to get naked in about 5 minutes anyway. Seriously…for no real reason whatsoever, Roxanne(who you knew just HAD to be the Ho) starts stripping for the girls, and then trying to make the nerdy girl come out of her shell by stripping her! The whole,scene was about 10 seconds and 4 drinks away from an all girl orgy.

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Yeah, Thats what I said! The version I watched was on youtube, and in a stroke of brilliance, whoever edited the video added some trailers for other utterly shit films. This all reinforced my overall thoughts of the film. It’s stupid, it doesn’t make sense, but it is fun as hell, and I have been in a great mood ever since! Below is the video with trailer, I hope you all give it a look. On a side note, Why are there no more sluts named Roxanne? We need to bring that back!

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