Why I Love You Weird Fucks

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Ok, so to those of you that don’t know, WordPress has a feature that tracks traffic to this blog, isolating specific sections of where the traffic is coming from. I have long noticed that there are some odd search engine terms used to find my page, so i thought I’d take a minute to highlight these. Below you will see the verbatim search term typed into the search engine, and the number of hits the term has garnered. Make no mistake, I’m not trying to insult any of my readers, just sharing some laughs.

All Time Search Views

victor crowley 11
the legend of victor crowley 4
victor crowley legend 4
victor crowley true story 2
is victor crowley real 2
the story of victor crowlry and his family 1
bayou beavers hatchet 1
why can’t victor crowley die? 1
real storey of victor crowley 1
mary beth story of victor crowley 1
bayou beavers 1
victor crowley hatchet 3 1
bilder zu adam greens hatchet 1
was victor crowley real 1
who is victor.crowley 1
is the movie about victor crowley real 1
what did the name of victor crowley come from? 1

Holy Shit! Thanks to Adam Green, I have this blogs most popular posts! I guess the Hatchet Trilogy is even more popular than i thought. It seems not a day goes by that the Hatchet Article (https://doctorhavok.wordpress.com/2013/08/01/the-legend-of-victor-crowley/) isn’t viewed at least once.

black bride insidious 4
insidious bride in black 3
bride in black insidious 2
picture of black bride demon from insidious 1
who was the bride in black from insidious based on 1
black veiled bride insidious 2 1
black bride insidious 2 1
bride in black insidious 2 1
insidious demon 1

No real surprise that the Enigmatic Black Bride from Insidious would capture such attention. With a 3rd installment in the Franchise in the works, I’m eagerly awaiting what comes next. https://doctorhavok.wordpress.com/2013/09/17/insidious-will-go-further/

the howling marsha 6
marsha quist naked 6
marsha quist 3
the howling marsha and bill 2
cybills tits in howling 2 1
the howling marsha quist 1
marsha quist sexy 1
marsha quist campfire scene 1

I guess you Fiends really do love you some Werewolf tits 😉

andre rand 2
willowbrook staten island documentary 1
bodies on staten island those of missing mentally retarded children 1
documentarie on willow brook mental hospital 1
andre rand trial 1

It seems that True Crime still gets a fair amount of attention as well. I should remember that… Would any of you Fiends read articles on famous serial killers? Comment below.

https://doctorhavok.wordpress.com/ 4
how high street horror is invading the home 3
terror trailers of the 80s 3
small town sheriff 3
terror trailers of the 80’s vol. 2/ 1981 2
friday 13th2 final girl high quality 2
the howling haunt of doom 2
jason voorhees 2009 unmasked 2
color me blood red poster 2
danielle harris 1
the will and testament of rosalind leigh sonunda ne oluyor 1
+aderton house/ movies 1
slither drinking game 1
rick baker worldpress 1
ed a lorraine warren films 1
ed and lorraine warren 1
ed gein analysis 1
where is rob bottin now 1
silvarbullet film 1
how can tall man get killed by orb 1
howling the rebirth 1
terrible prison scenes 1
nostrodamas night of the demons 1
camp crystal lake 1
lucio fulci grim reaper 1
cannibals table 1
anthropophagus soundtrack 1
evil dead 2013 screen used props 1
cannibal woman dinner 1
film about a family who hang up their victims on meat hooks as meat in basement? 1
gif annie slit throat 1
regan macneil face 1
dario argento deep red midget 1
the beast in heat movie 1
the howlıng 1981 1
how far is milwaukee escape from crystal lake 1
irreparable damage film joe d’amato 1
elisabeth brooks the howling 1

Pretty much exactly what I would have expected…

mother son incest 5
horror movie nudity gore bisected 3
mothersonincest 2
film mom son incest 2
burial ground 1981 naked scenes 2
nasty doctor videos 2
leprechaun nude 2
honted home fuck movie 2
dead graveyard striptease 1
kid fuck mother 1
incest mother son 1
mondo cannibale where is preggo eating scene? 1
son mother inscent 1
asian mother son incest photo 1
film sex zombie 1
nudie puzzle 1
rotic night of the living dead 1
adult tit suckling 1
incest mom and little son pictures 1
incest doom 1
fuckingandtalking 1
girl has sex in a spooky house free porn 1
felissa rose nude 1
big tits adult movies name in youtube 1
mother and son incest pictures 1
fuck me film 1
doctor fucking patient in home when he going to home fucking very hard 1
groped in cinema 1
suckle tits 1
ride or die couples tumblr 1
cane whip punishment nude tumblr 1
sexual sadist, killer nipples 1
brutally mutilated tits 1
incest ground 1
doctor fuck in his kitchen 1
explicit nudity with torture from soft porn horror movies 1
sex tit 1
doctor fuck pt 1
extreme lesbi 1
gif tits squeeze violent 1
doctor santa fucking video 1
up naked tumblr 1
incest son spy story 1
lilyan chauvin nude 1
actress groping actor dick 1
film rotic egypt 1
rotic movie 1
nipple blades 1
sucking boobs 1
doctor’s silent fucking video 1
cheerleader prostitute fuck pictures 1
hidden fuck 1

What I SHOULD have expected! Horror fans are apparently all big Giant Perverts! And I Love Ya! From now on, I think i might start tagging every post with “Incest” just to get higher hits!

This next section is search terms that stood out amongst all the other madness.

oh look i’m impaled 2

How the fuck did two people type that completly random sentance into a search engine, and wind up on my doorstep?

kat dennings 1

I tagged her because I’m in love with her and her tits. God i want her. I’m almost ashamed of all the things i want to do to her…and anyone who knows me knows I don’t feel shame… What does that have to do with anything? Nothing. I just love her. And her tits.

cryptid tits 1

Who doesn’t want to see what Sasquatch tits look like?

nazi exploitation dominatrix 1

Would the Nazi Regime have gained as much ground had Hitler known that the Third Reich would become closely associated with S&M porn after their defeat?

cannibalistic humanoid doctor who 1

I can’t help but imagine how many pissed off Whovians there would be if things went off on this tangent…

chickwithadick 1

Speaks for itself, i think

doom moore porno 1

Pretty sure he meant Demi Moore… Fuck it’s annoying when people can’t spell.

young maid herring fucked 1

“And you must consummate your union…wiiiith…..A HERRING!!!” *Dramatic Music*

tara reid rough 1

Because Fuck that Nasty Bitch! She was the only blemish on the otherwise perfect Sharknado

mickey mouse have sex with girls 1

Makes me think of the guy in the Mickey Mouse Costume raping a girl, but refusing to break character. *In Mickey Voice* “HaHa! You’re not going anywhere, bitch! Mickey’s gonna tear that pussy up! Haha” Just then, Goofy kicks the door in, drops his pants and says “Hyuck! Shotgun Anus!” …..I might need professional help…

http://www.satanic,monsters,gores,witchcrft,cults, with evil porns.com 1

This would be the greatest domain name of all time…I may try and register it.

arousing n scary stories with porn n horror n intense fucking 1

Anytime someone replaces the word “And” with the letter “n”, i read whatever they’ve said in a Hillbilly voice.

fat and big chud 1

I assume this person meant Choad…

sex scene cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller sex 1

…On the other hand, there may be a growing market for C.H.U.D. porn…

Unknown search terms 786

786 Search terms were Encrypted and i have no way of knowing what they are…If what i’ve seen so far is any indication, they were probly VERY interesting! Thanks for reading, thanks for searching, thanks for being perverts and weirdos, but most of all…

Thanks for being my Fiends!

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