I’m Looking At You Through The Glass, Don’t Know How Much Time Has Passed…

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Yet another film from Blumhouse Studios. After producing such films as Paranormal Activity, Sinister, Insidious, The Bay, The Purge, amongst others, it’s pretty much a given that I’ll check out whatever they put out. So far they have managed to churn out  a library of solid releases that have done well at the box office by combining a low budget approach with quality film making. Oculus is the newest release to join the ranks. With a budget of $5million, and already grossing over $22million since its release on April 11, clearly the formula works.

Because this film is relatively new, I’ll stay clear of spoilers, aside from what we learn from the trailer ( http://youtu.be/dYJrxezWLUk ). The film concerns a brother and sister who endured a horrible ordeal as children when their parents both apparently suffered a violent psychotic break, leading to the parents death, and both children being traumatized. Both seem convinced that the cause of all this was an evil mirror that hung in the Fathers office. Years later, they come back into possession of the mirror. Tim, has spent years in an institution is convinced they made it all up as a way of coping with the insanity of their parents, while Kaylie desperately clings to the belief that the Mirror is host to a sentient evil that needs to be destroyed.

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Kaylie has set up an elaborate set up of timers, alarms, cameras, and other knick knacks that she intends to use to help her and her and her brother do not fall victims to the power of the mirror. She explains into the cameras the abridged history she was able to learn about the mirror, and the purpose for all the equipment, namely making sure they document the mirrors power and can keep themselves from becoming victims. Then she goes on to explain her belief that somehow the mirror is able to manipulate the minds of those in close proximity and induce complex Hallucinations. As she begins the experiment and explains her intentions, Tim tries to rationalize with her using his “fresh from the psyche ward” logic. This scene is incredible for several reasons, the first is that it addresses and explains any plot hole that exists in the film and also explains it away. So long as you are willing to go along with the premise, all will be well. It also serves as a perfectly logical exposition scene by explaining her hypothesis into the cameras for documentation. By introducing the control element of the video cameras, the audience is given a chance to keep a track of reality once shit starts to get twisted…and twisted, things do very much get!

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Not only does the Mirror induce frightening and confusing hallucinations, but the narrative also jumps back and forth between present day and the original event when Kaylie and Tim were children. To make it even more confusing, the flashbacks overlap and synch up with the present timeline…oh yeah…and the hallucinations from both the past and the present seem to play with the timeline as well! It’s hard to tell if the flashback is a narrative device or if it is a modern hallucination. At certain points the present day Tim and Kaylie seen to be able to see their younger selves…but can the younger selves see the present day selves? Yeah…bit of a mind fuck.

What sticks out most to me about this film is not the cinematography, the acting, the score, etc (which are all spot on), it’s that at no point during the film is a distinction being made between whether we are seeing the work of an evil mirror, or the manifested psychosis of a family with a history of violent mental illness. The true test of this film in my eyes is the amount of time I spend thinking about it after i’ve finished watching it, how much it sticks with me. I’ve spend hours and hours over several days thinking about what Oculus has shown me…and I’m still a little uneasy around mirrors.

This film cannot possibly receive enough high praise from me, and I encourage EVERYONE to see it while still in theaters.

Why I Love You Weird Fucks

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Ok, so to those of you that don’t know, WordPress has a feature that tracks traffic to this blog, isolating specific sections of where the traffic is coming from. I have long noticed that there are some odd search engine terms used to find my page, so i thought I’d take a minute to highlight these. Below you will see the verbatim search term typed into the search engine, and the number of hits the term has garnered. Make no mistake, I’m not trying to insult any of my readers, just sharing some laughs.

All Time Search Views

victor crowley 11
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Holy Shit! Thanks to Adam Green, I have this blogs most popular posts! I guess the Hatchet Trilogy is even more popular than i thought. It seems not a day goes by that the Hatchet Article (https://doctorhavok.wordpress.com/2013/08/01/the-legend-of-victor-crowley/) isn’t viewed at least once.

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No real surprise that the Enigmatic Black Bride from Insidious would capture such attention. With a 3rd installment in the Franchise in the works, I’m eagerly awaiting what comes next. https://doctorhavok.wordpress.com/2013/09/17/insidious-will-go-further/

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I guess you Fiends really do love you some Werewolf tits 😉

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It seems that True Crime still gets a fair amount of attention as well. I should remember that… Would any of you Fiends read articles on famous serial killers? Comment below.

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Pretty much exactly what I would have expected…

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What I SHOULD have expected! Horror fans are apparently all big Giant Perverts! And I Love Ya! From now on, I think i might start tagging every post with “Incest” just to get higher hits!

This next section is search terms that stood out amongst all the other madness.

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How the fuck did two people type that completly random sentance into a search engine, and wind up on my doorstep?

kat dennings 1

I tagged her because I’m in love with her and her tits. God i want her. I’m almost ashamed of all the things i want to do to her…and anyone who knows me knows I don’t feel shame… What does that have to do with anything? Nothing. I just love her. And her tits.

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Who doesn’t want to see what Sasquatch tits look like?

nazi exploitation dominatrix 1

Would the Nazi Regime have gained as much ground had Hitler known that the Third Reich would become closely associated with S&M porn after their defeat?

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I can’t help but imagine how many pissed off Whovians there would be if things went off on this tangent…

chickwithadick 1

Speaks for itself, i think

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Pretty sure he meant Demi Moore… Fuck it’s annoying when people can’t spell.

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“And you must consummate your union…wiiiith…..A HERRING!!!” *Dramatic Music*

tara reid rough 1

Because Fuck that Nasty Bitch! She was the only blemish on the otherwise perfect Sharknado

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Makes me think of the guy in the Mickey Mouse Costume raping a girl, but refusing to break character. *In Mickey Voice* “HaHa! You’re not going anywhere, bitch! Mickey’s gonna tear that pussy up! Haha” Just then, Goofy kicks the door in, drops his pants and says “Hyuck! Shotgun Anus!” …..I might need professional help…

http://www.satanic,monsters,gores,witchcrft,cults, with evil porns.com 1

This would be the greatest domain name of all time…I may try and register it.

arousing n scary stories with porn n horror n intense fucking 1

Anytime someone replaces the word “And” with the letter “n”, i read whatever they’ve said in a Hillbilly voice.

fat and big chud 1

I assume this person meant Choad…

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…On the other hand, there may be a growing market for C.H.U.D. porn…

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786 Search terms were Encrypted and i have no way of knowing what they are…If what i’ve seen so far is any indication, they were probly VERY interesting! Thanks for reading, thanks for searching, thanks for being perverts and weirdos, but most of all…

Thanks for being my Fiends!

Casting Couch Carnage

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Special Thanks to my dear fiend Cary Hutchison for lending me this DVD. 

Leave it to Takashi Miike to start something out as a potentially sweet story and turn it into something dark, seedy and unsettling.

 Arigato Takashi-San…Arigato!

Shigeharu Aoyama is a middle aged Widower who decides to get back into the dating pool in a unique way. He and his friend Yasuhisa Yoshikawa stage an Audition for a film role, but actually use it as an opportunity to scope out young talented Japanese girls. Sure enough he finds an Angel-Voiced Asami Yamazaki who stands out because of her “Emotional Depth” and starts dating her. Now, anyone who stands out based on their Emotional Depth has to be a complete psychopath…and Asami doesn’t disappoint.  Feeling uneasy about the situation, Yoshikawa begins checking the girls references, finding them all to be dead ends. Ignoring this, Aoyama continues seeing Asami. She lives alone in a dilapidated flat, with an ominous sack laying in the middle of the floor. She sits patiently for days on end waiting for the phone to ring, and when it does, a sinister smile creeps across her face. Image

The film takes several bizarre turns that  must have been done for the sake of artistic license, but can come across as confusing. Stick through it and you will be rewarded with an unintentionally funny yet sadistic finale. In Audition we see the twisted genius of Miike on display for all to see. A Surrealist Sadistic portrait of modern dating, sexual frustration, and wanting to be loved. Have you ever been smitten with someone despite every instinct telling you to run fast and far? If so, this film is for you! 

…This film is also for you if you like seeing sadistic torture punctuated by adorably cute dialogue. 

An Overlooked Evil

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Sinister is a victim of poor timing. Released between the similarly titled Insidious, and the blockbuster The Conjuring, it was somewhat eclipsed and i was surprised that it didn’t receive more attention. Of course, I saw it on opening weekend, and was shocked to find the screening room empty aside from myself. Recently I watched the film again with some close friends, and gained a new perspective on the film. The plot concerns an infamous true crime writer who is searching for his next hit. His glory days are behind him and he has two very toxic habits, moving to the sights of Grisly murders and upsetting the community by dredging up painful memories and pissing off local law enforcement, and also dragging his family along with him and putting them under tremendous strain. Having moved into a new Murder House, Ellison Oswalt begins researching the Murder of the family who previously lived in the home. While unpacking, he stumbles across a box of Super 8 films in the attic which turn out to be films of the murders, as well as other murders from different locations. The deeper he delves into the mystery, the more he learns he may be wrapped up in something…SINISTER! (Fuck it, I had to)

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In Sinister we see a profoundly selfish man who puts his family in jeopardy for the sake of his own glory, despite telling himself and his ever-suffering wife that it is so that he can tell the stories of the dead. Vanity disguised as Nobility. When the creep factor begins to ramp up, and strange occurences happen around the house, everything seems alien and strange to Ellison…why wouldn’t it? He just moved in and isn’t familiar with his new house yet. I thought it was a nice touch, making him look lost in his own home. The use of the Super * home movies was quite possibly the best use of Found Footage I have seen in quite some time. It plays into the plot without wearing out it’s welcome.

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The film itself is more creepy than scary…but it is VERY creepy! Watching the film in an almost empty screening room was an unsettling experience. You wouldn’t believe the shadows that are cast in that setting. Watching it with friends was another unique experience, as i got to watch their fear build and grow. Watching in a group, i noticed that some of my friends felt compelled to voice some of their reaction to plot holes. “WTF? The killer has access to his house! Has been there since he’s moved in! WHY IS HE STILL THERE?!?” Admittedly some of the plot holes did become a bit of an elephant in the room. Regardless, this is still a very strong film with very enduring creep power. It might have been overlooked on it’s initial release, but i predict this film will find it’s audience by acting as a jumping on point for new horror fans. I can easily see younger kids watching this movie and it scarring them for life 🙂